Don’t whine of portfolio,
that’s just so last year.
Swap butter for oleo,
and be of good cheer.
Be gone – buy and hold,
(it’s worse than you think)
The future is gold,
silver, and lots of red ink.

"Fillet-o-foot" (Warning: anatomically correct view from surgery)

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